you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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