Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
