I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
this hospital has no fireball
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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