i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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