Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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