3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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