SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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