Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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