Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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