and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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