but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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