We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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