i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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