using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Never underestimate the power of titties
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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