New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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