I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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