Christians are straight up FREAKS
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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