So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Welp...herpes.
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm both gender and math confused
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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