So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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