spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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