I would go down on you faster than GM stock
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize