But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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