So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
