Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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