Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Oh god it's open bar.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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