On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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