i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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