Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
third nipple confirmed
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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