Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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