He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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