Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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