The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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