i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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