summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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