try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i need some magic done to my vagina
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize