you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
His nipple licking is glorious
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