how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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