I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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