I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Hippo gnu deer
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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