if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
How's work?
Spinning.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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