It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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