I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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