guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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