He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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