my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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