I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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