Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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