Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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