So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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