Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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