It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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